When I do illustrations for The Nose Milk, the articles themselves are usually written by Buggy or another writer. This time, I wrote my own article. In this article I give a fair and balanced appraisal of Trump's nicknaming strategy, and why he may or may not want to run against Bernie. I present to you "How Trump Picks a New Nickname". Read it fast! Like most political commentary it will be irrelevant in a week.